Evidently, without any one consulting me, someone went and changed my zodiac sign. All because someone else has decided the earth now has a wobbly orbit. Which somehow changed the way the earth is aligned to the stars. Which obviously means I get a new zodiac sign.
I got assigned the new sign, of course, the one with the name I can't pronounce. The one with some crazed man with snakes. Of course. I hate snakes. Do you think anyone will be mad if I keep my old sign? Or will the earth get wobblier and knock the stars into new constellations? Maybe someone will name a constellation after me. At least you can pronounce my name.
