In an effort to procrastinate at bedtime, my kids ask questions. Alot of questions. I don't know why they are thinking of these things right before bed. Thinking that much before bed just gives me weird dreams. Here are some of their questions:
- what is a corpse?
- how many hippos will fit in our living room?
- if you were sucked into a black hole, where would you go?
- what time are we leaving to go to Nana's? (when vacation isn't for another 4 months)
- what does "the exact opposite" mean?
- what does "objection" mean?
- what would you do if you went to use the microwave and you discovered it was a bomb and it was activated and there was only 10 seconds left before it blew up?
- what is the day after yesterday?
- what would you do if Kid Rock knocked at our front door right now?
