Teenage boys are just crazy. Who knew packaging pillows could become an instant 6 pack? That you could chest pound until they pop?
Or the favorite topping of choice is a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce?
Or decide that they are sooooooo hungry that they will walk all the way to the store, buy 1 hot pocket, and then after eating eat, decide that 1 wasn't enough? (big suprise)
Riddle: How many Hot Pockets does it take to fill up a teenaged boy?
Answer: Teenaged boys are never filled up.