2:00 a.m. I get home from work
5:30 Alarm goes off for D
6:30 D leaves for work
6:31 CBS and CGS get up to find a 2 hour school delay (due to snow)
6:32 FL hears the boys and asks if there is a school delay
6:33 FL starts crying because she wants to go to school and doesn't want a delay
6:34 the boys start laughing at FL because she wants to go to school
6:34 FL starts screaming
6:35 I start yelling
6:36 everyone is quiet
6:37 Boys start playing Wii, reallly loud
6:38 Fl starts whining she is hungry
6:40 I tell FL to get dressed
6:41 FL continues to whine about being hungry and refuses to get up and get dressed by herself
7:30 FL finally gets dressed
7:31 I get up and make FL breakfast, which she doesn't finish
8:02 telemarketer calls
9:21 the bus finally comes for the boys
9:21 telemarketer calls again
9:22 FL starts playing the Wii, completely messing up the game
9:45 telemarketer calls again
10:00 FL is standing at the door, completly ready for school, although the bus won't come for another 31 minutes.
10:01 FL is certain the bus isn't coming
10:03 FL is certain she has missed the bus
10:05 I am certain I am losing my mind
10:06 FL finds something on TV to watch, while standing at the front door waiting for the bus
10:20 FL has to open the main door (leaving the storm door closed) just in case the bus comes early
10: 21 I quiz FL on her reading sight words and she writes them on the frost on the storm door
10:33 the bus is 2 minutes late
10:33 telemarketer calls again
10:34 I have lost my mind
10:35 the bus comes and I find that a boy has been nice and shoveled the sidewalk
10:36 I sit down to eat a bagel and take a deep breath
10:37 TDQ comes downstairs in a mood
10:38 I know I have lost my mind
10:40 Jake the dog needs out
10:42 Jake the dog need in
10:45 our wonderful neighbor has completed plowing everyone's driveways with his Bobcat
11:00 TDQ needs help with school work
11:01 Jake the dog eats some paper
11:08 I clean out 2 kitchen drawers (junk drawers)
11:25 Jake the dog eats some plastic
11:27 Jake the dog eats some more plastic
11:35 TDQ needs more help with school work
11:40 I find out I know nothing about American Lit (Thomas Paine's "Crisis No.1)
11: 50 I find out I know nothing about Graphic Design either
11:55 Jake the dog needs out again
11:59 If I can last 1 more minute, the morning will be over
11:59:30 telemarketer calls again, Jake the dog eats more plastic, TDQ has a meltdown, the wind has blown the roof off a rabbit cage
12:00 Since I am writing this, I survived. I guess.
